things that continue to piss me off… :)
things that continue to piss me off…
1. When girls put up pictures and the caption reads “this is not a good pic..but it’s all i had” BULLLSHIT. YOU put it up..because you want people to TELL you..that YOU look good. What’s even worse…no one comments on your picture…
2. Fairweather. I usually LOVE when stores have sales..who doesn’t? but..when THIS store has a sale it’s EFFING CONFUSING. BUY one GET the 3rd item 25% off plus the first item minus the second will give you the discount but you can only pick from the areas marked with the blue sticker…and the ones with the red stickers..they are on special for buy 1 get the other free..ohhh and then the ones with the green sticker..yeah those aren’t on sale..but the one’s that are light green are 50% off… W T F..forget this!!
3. When you’re getting food from the food court…and the lady asks DID YOU WANT TO GET A DRINK AND MAKE IT A COMBO? this is a REALLY HARD DECISION… there are people in front of me and behind me judging me based on whether I get the combo. I mean..I could get the combo..it would just make it easier..but then the food I’m getting is already SOOO GREASY..so the drink won’t be “healthy”…but then I could get a diet drink?..but then wait…shit…I want water..but I don’t want the bottle of water..because it’s not part of the combo…HMMM why isn’t it part of the combo? LADY INTERRUPTS BY NOW: DO YOU WANT IT?…and what do I end up saying? no….thanks…sigh. I leave with my food..THIRSTY AS EVER…
4. When girls wear shirts that say: HOT, CUTE, SEXY..and various other RETARDED things. IF you have to wear a shirt that says it…yeah I’m just going to stop now.
5. When brown girls at malls where hoods or over sized clothing to cover any part of there face…because they are toooo chicken to be seen with their boyfriend. Why are you at a mall…and why the hell do you think by wearing a hood..you’re invisible. THIS IS NOT HARRY POTTER..OH HOW I WISH IT WAS..but it isn’t.
6. When your salan mixes with your dhai(yogurt)…ORR when your roti gets salan on it…
7. Only when your dad is in the room…do all the INAPPROPRIATE commercials start popping up on the screen. This would include: tampon commercials, anything in regards to kissing, condom commercials, naked girls dancing around in regards to having smooth legs…..etc. This forces you to have the most IDIOTIC conversations with your dad…ranging from something you saw on the news to…things you need fixed in your room.
8. When you heat up your food in the microwave..and you’re sooo excited to eat it…and the first bite you take..IS COLD. YEAH I KNOW.. I CAN JUST RE-HEAT IT…but it’s just the initial disappointment of the cold food in your mouth…makes you want to give up on eating.
9. Not that I go out anywhere..but from what I hear…brown girls dance near other brown girls when out clubbing… and I have a feeling..it’s because they feel that less guilty for being out. I’m not talking about the friends you came with..I’m talking about the only other 4 brown girls in the club..who look out of place…they gravitate to the others. BUT if…there are boys with them..they stay REALLY far away..obviously because they think you’re WAYYYY more slutty and that omg she’ll steal my boyfriend.
10. When brown guys at the mall STARE at you while you’re with your parents..and what’s worse…the friggin guy is with his mom. YOU NEED A JOB AND A WIFE ASAP.
11. When you can’t fall asleep at night…so OBVIOUSLY start thinking about SCARY CRAP..and now you know you’ll NEVER fall asleep. This happens to me ALL the time… I start thinking about how someone will break into my house..and who they will attack first..then I start thinking about where I would hide…….and it goes on and on…by this time I’m so scared…I listen for any noise downstairs..BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY someone must be breaking into my house RIGHT NOW!!
12. When the sales girl in the store is judging your purchase. She looks at the top..then looks at you..then the top again..then the price…then you again. I GET IT…I CAN’T JUSTIFY WHY I’M BUYING THIS..I CAN’T!!
13. When the toothpaste won’t come out of the tube…and you’re just too lazy to open up a new one..yeahhhh this pisses me off…but I DO it all the time. So..I end up rolling it up like a FOB..and SQUEEZE the life out of it.
14. When you’re at a family friend’s house…and the toilet is REALLLLLY far away from the toilet paper…I DON’T GET IT. I JUST DON’T.
15. When you go to the beach with your family and you have to wear a t-shirt and jeans..that you can ONLY roll up to your ankle…YEAHHHH because someone is looking at MY damn ankle versus the NAKED GIRL ON THE LEFT.
16. When you see someone after a realllllllllly long time…and have nothing EXCITING to tell them when they ask what’s new…so then you have to make something up..and you sound like such a DOUCHE. This is how it usally goes for me:
person: hey!! OMGG!! how are you?! It’s been like forever..what’s NEW with you?!
me: (SHIT..nothing..I don’t have a job..I’m still in school…) oh..you know SAME OLD..what about you?
person: I JUST FINISHED SCHOOL ANDDDD I GOT A GREAT JOB.
me: (WTF) that’s AMAZING!! I’m SOOO happy for you!! I like…work part time at the mall..and get like great discounts on SHOES. Do you like shoes? I love shoes..I spend all my money on shoes. I love your shoes…where are they from??
person: Yeah…shoes are nice… OH MY SHOES!? YOU LOVE THEM? My fiancee bought them for me!
me: (SHIT..)
That’s all for now…I will be adding more tomorrow I’m sure :)
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
